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笑话三则


为什么女生都喜欢叫自己小仙女?
因为叫美女连她自己都不信。


陪老妈去逛商场,看到有个大熊人偶在发传单,我好喜欢,跑过去拉着拍照。
我妈看我照个没完,不耐烦地催我:“喜欢你就嫁给他呗,可以天天在家拍!”
我跺跺脚还没说啥呢,那头熊转身就跑了…


一个姑娘有点罗圈腿,就想去医院治疗下!
到医院之后医生问怎么回事,姑娘第一次来医院有点紧张,一时间忘了罗圈腿怎么说了,急中生智说道:医生,我两条腿之间有条缝。
医生认真盯着她看了一会说道:有缝就对了,没缝的那是老爷们!

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